And after freedom fries....

[deliriumcrow]

There's Freedom kissing, Freedom poodles, Liberty cabbage, but there are too many of you that still call those blankets you're crocheting "Afghans". Now surely you realize this is simply wrong. You cannot name things after Terrorists, after all.

We now have Homeland Security Blankets.
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Wheeeeee! I broke Sarah!

Comments

dont fuck with my beer...

[(Anonymous)]

they can "freedom" or nazify anything they damn well please just dont mess with my brew and we'll be all set :) and screw the french...not for their distrust of nazi america but for the fact guinness is irish!

hey ya know even hitler (the first, not george w. hitler) appreciated beer...all of his early political rallies took place in beer halls. the new hitler will likely enforce the new wave of prohibition right after the book burnings start. we are soooooooo screwed....

Re: dont fuck with my beer...

[aethucyn.livejournal.com]

Hey, if cocaine is good enough for the president, it's good enough for me.

Re: dont fuck with my beer...

[deliriumcrow.livejournal.com]

Blah to both of these. I'm all for the martinis, absinthe, and acid. And pot. I don't much care for beer or coke, but I fully respect your desire to have as much of them as you like.

You know, I think it's because shrubya decided that he had to quit drinking, and now doesn't want anyone else to have that sort of pleasure either. jealous bastard.