Night of the endless zomie doom.

Yeah. Watched zombie movies, and it was badness. Very badness. Stacy: Japanese schoolgirl zombies love you. They do. Really. And they want you to love them back. Were there redeeming features to this one? I odn't remember. It was funny after making jokes about it. But theat damned fucking bell.... Do not attempt to make Romero Tribute movies at home, kids, It's a bad plan. But there was plenty of blood and gore.

And then the Redneck Zombies. Hey, this one had someone what acted like the human version of Cat from Red dwarf. And drunk guy. Lesson? Never drink moonshine tht looks liek someone mixed anti-freeze with Maountain Dew. This is Not, I repeat, *not* the Real Old Mountain Dew that your Irish ancestors sing about. (I love that song. I really do.) The soundtrack was amusing though. Someone wrote zombie hillbilly country. Something like the Zombie punk for Return of the Living Dead, but not good. And, unlike most Troma films, there was a shortage of naked breasts. Except for the really bad porn flick with the very tiny breasts. That part was funny for the bad music, sounding something like what one would hear in a children's program. It also had acid. Much acid, and many scenes that made me spontaneously trip, which was not where I wanted to be just then. Deformed rednecks are not my idea of good things to watch in altered states. Lesson? Do not imbibe mind altering substances when facing zombies.

And because it's now much earlier in the mornign than it should be, I think now is a very good time to end this, and go to sleep. Yes, sleep is good....